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Natal chart reading
A deep tour through your personality, life themes, strengths, and the chronic patterns you've been mistaking for personality flaws. Your cosmic DNA, decoded.
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Good news: that's your superpower. Astrology, intuition, and shadow work for the girlies who want to turn cosmic insight into raises, relationships, and real-world wins.
Mysticism-hacking for emotionally intelligent girlies stuck in corporate america.
Astrology for women who want to learn, grow, and evolve. Who want to use every tool in their toolkit. Who want to explore their cosmic DNA — the advantages, the opportunities, the places where luck and love and abundance live, and the lessons waiting for them.
Six ways in. Built for the get-it-done, mystically curious girlies — the ones who want to know, who want to use what they learn, and who are ready to put their birth chart to work.
A deep tour through your personality, life themes, strengths, and the chronic patterns you've been mistaking for personality flaws. Your cosmic DNA, decoded.
Work style, leadership shadow, burnout patterns, and where your real strengths actually live. The reading you bring to your next career pivot or comp conversation.
How you love, fight, deflect, and disappear in the group chat. Works for partners, friends, coworkers, and the difficult manager you're trying to win over.
The lessons Saturn has written in the stars for you and your chart — whether you're deep in a Saturn return, a Saturn square, or just curious about your Saturn placement. Discipline, ambition, and the gifts on the other side of the hard part.
Intuitive guidance meets real-life planning. For big decisions, weird crossroads, and the moments you need someone to read your chart and tell you what to actually do about it on Monday.
Free essays, observations, and the occasional Mercury retrograde rant. For emotionally intelligent overthinkers and the people who love them.
I'm a corporate cupcake with a birth chart that reads like a warning label written by a deeply self-aware, introverted poet who spends too much time down by the river staring at the water asking what life is all about.
I went to business school. I have a real job. I also have Venus square Pluto and enough Capricorn/Aquarius energy to turn astrology into a strategic advantage. I'm here to help you take cosmic insight and turn it into real, tangible, real-world outcomes. Because we all still (in some way) have to interact with the 3D. And if we're here, we might as well make the most of it. <3
I'm an astrologer, intuitive reader, and professional pattern-noticer. I'm also a corporate cupcake :/ just like you :/
Years ago, I learned that astrology, psychic downloads, shadow work, manifestation, emotional insight, and the occasional existential spiritual guidance gave me a leg up in spaces dominated by men, spreadsheets, OKRs, QBRs, and the never-ending "okay, can you all see my screen?" Eventually, I stopped resisting my cosmic DNA and started putting it to work. And now I want to help you do the same.
I started reading charts the way other people start running marathons: because something inside me needed a creative, self-improvement outlet. It just so happened that it led me to a spiritual breakthrough, mysticism, psychic downloads, and more.
I'm not going to tell you your fucking future. (Although, if you ask nicely, I may give in.) What I will do is give you the tools, the community, and the confidence needed to understand your own strengths, grow into the badass bitch you're meant to be, and take control of your own destiny. Not just to land your crush or manifest a latte. Way more. We're talking:
Your chart is weird. Your soul is evolving. I'm here to help you jump into the driver's seat. ✨